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Category Archives: Humour and satire
The Perron Family Holiday Letter 2020
Dear family & friends, Happy Ho Ho Ho-lidays! This year, Fred and I decided to send out our annual Christmas letter early because we won’t be making our usual trek south for the winter and also time has lost all … Continue reading
The Tyranny of Couches
Today I will share the tiniest slice of my brainmeats with you. I’m in the middle of packing for the big move, editing the first draft of the fourth book of the Warpworld series, trying to come up with funny … Continue reading
The Real Word Crime
So, Weird Al’s “Word Crimes” is being passed among writers, editors, and Defenders of the English Language like ear plugs at a Yoko Ono performance. Grammaristas are all aflutter over a parody video that educates, offends, and confuses in … Continue reading
Winter Fashion Edition – 5 Great Looks for the Stylish Writer!
How can I look as amazing as you? This is the one question I imagine other writers are too nervous to ask me. I don’t like to brag about my personal style but it occurred to me recently that I … Continue reading
Princess’s BIG Bus Adventure in 3D, With Maps and Stuff!
I’m a transportation snob. I will travel by train, plane, car, boat, bicycle, hovercraft, covered wagon, rickshaw, or elephant, but I will not travel by bus. Even the Skytrain is pushing it. I came by my snobbishness honestly. Growing up … Continue reading
Posted in Humour and satire
Tagged bus travel, Eat Vancouver, humour, Lynda Williams, mass transit, Reality Skimming, science fiction, Translink, Warpworld
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Beveragism…the silent killer*
Hello again from Home! Today I have a serious issue to discuss, Nutters. Neither Obama nor Romney have raised this issue during the presidential debate, Canada has not launched a formal inquiry (to look into the previous formal inquiry) about … Continue reading
Posted in Humour and satire
Tagged cocoa, coffee, Darth Vader, hot chocolate, Nelson BC, Oso Negro, prejudice, tea
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Forgotten Bears…a love story
Hello from somewhere else! Tempus fugit. Time flies. It does fly but it also crawls, particularly when you are rewriting chapter ten for the seventeenth time. The manuscript is finished. It is in the hands of my agent and editor. … Continue reading
Posted in Humour and satire, On Scribbling, Warpworld
Tagged hard work, Warpworld, writing life
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No Kids, No Pets
Hello again from, (yet another new), home! Good thing Mom keeps our address written in pencil. Yup. Once again, we have relocated. This time the impetus, as you may have gathered from the last Coconut Chronicle, was the very young … Continue reading