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Survivor Aitutaki…and Beyond

Hello again from the Big Blue! Just down the road from us is a house with a giant aluminum catamaran in the front yard. Prez and I have often chuckled at this monstrosity and wondered how on earth they are … Continue reading

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Forward Thinking

Hello again from the Big Blue! I’m going to tread some potentially dangerous water today. Not in the lagoon, but in the hearts and minds of my friends and family. I’ve resisted tackling this subject for fear of offending yet … Continue reading

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Coming Soon…

Hello again from the Big Blue!   Exciting goings on here on our little patch of sand in the Pacific! There are two packages en route from our home across the sea. One from Mom Nancy, contents unknown, who quotes … Continue reading

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Confessions of a Party Pooper

Hello again from the Big Blue,   I’m hiding in the bedroom. At this very moment, there is a group of laughing, cheery, beautiful people eating Prez’s sushi, and having a wonderful time. And I am hiding from them. It’s … Continue reading

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Those Lazy, Hazy, Crazy Days

Hello again from the Big Blue!   Gentlemen, hold your heads high. This week’s Scootie Award goes to two strapping young local boys, doubling home from the golf course, each with a golf bag, full of clubs, slung across their … Continue reading

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If I were a Rich Man…

Hello again from the Big Blue!   Is there anything more romantic than beef tenderloin? No. Valentines Day arrived and my sweetie pie pulled out all the stops with a surprise trip to Ultra Fancy Resort Inc’s Valentine dinner.   … Continue reading

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My Big Fat Greek Craving

Hello again from the Big Blue! I have cravings. Some are easily satisfied, others require a little more work.   An easily satisfied craving on Aitutaki…fresh mangoes. Chocolate always tops my list. Not just any chocolate. It’s simple enough to … Continue reading

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Finding my Z-Spot

Hello again from the Big Blue!   I have this thing I do when I need to stop thinking, or when I’m cranky, or hot, or when I just feel like it. I throw on my bikini, go down to … Continue reading

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Ladies and Gentlemen, Please Welcome the Ambassador of Canada

Hello again from the Big Blue! Here’s a funny, and true, story for you: A few years back, a woman was found wandering through a small city in the northern U.S., with no identification or memory of who she was. … Continue reading

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Fine Young Cannibals

Hello again from the Big Blue!   This week’s Best Scooter award, (I think I will call it the “Scootie”), goes to the two ladies doubling down the street towing…I love this…a lawnmower. Well done, girls! Coming in a close … Continue reading

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