Category Archives: Life

Hello again from the Big Blue! Since I have no budget for special effects, what I’d like you to do here is hum the “Star Wars” theme and imagine the next block of text scrolling upward against a starry background. … Continue reading →

Hello again from the Big Blue!   No Scootie Award this week. Are you kidding me? It’s way too cold to scooter. We are in the grips of winter – mornings find us huddling inside long pants, fleece tops and, … Continue reading →

Hello again from the Big Blue! The year is 1987. My boyfriend, Stud, and I have just finished another round of sucking face and groping, and now we’re bored – as teenagers perpetually are when not groping or face sucking. … Continue reading →

Hello again from the Big Blue!   Recipe for Feeling Small:   50 mile wide, ominous cloud 25 Knot wind 226 Thunderclaps 8 Billion gallons of rain 100 Megawatt lightening strikes 1 Tin roof   Mix ingredients, lie in bed, … Continue reading →

Hello again from the Big Blue!   I have this thing I do when I need to stop thinking, or when I’m cranky, or hot, or when I just feel like it. I throw on my bikini, go down to … Continue reading →

Hello again from the Big Blue! There is no shortage of things to complain about in this world, is there? Prez tells me I am not allowed to complain about the heat. His logic is thus: Because I am always … Continue reading →

Hello from Casa Roney!   I considered just copying and pasting last week’s Coconut Chronicle and slapping a new title on it but…oh, I’m just so damn ethical!    By the tardiness of this post, you may have already guessed … Continue reading →

Hello from a Kozy place! I’m not certain where to begin. I feel discombobulated, flummoxed, frazzled, out-of-sorts, out of alignment, out of body, dizzy, dumbstruck, bothered, bewildered, puzzled, perplexed, happy, sad, scared, excited, nervous, ambivalent, melancholic, wistful, wondering, and wonderful…to … Continue reading →

Hello again from Mountain Mecca & Hippie Heaven! We are holiday sluts. I’m not particularly proud of that fact…but not particularly ashamed, either. Wherever in the world we are, and whomever we find ourselves with, we always seem to manage … Continue reading →

Hello again from Mountain Mecca & Hippie Heaven! First order of business: retraction. Oh man, my face is numerous shades of red after last week’s Coconut Chronicle. Somehow I completely mixed up the birth order of Prez’s siblings. #1 Bro … Continue reading →