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Clean and Sober
Hello again from the Big Blue! I’ve just returned from my evening run so forgive me if my thoughts are scattered. Who am I kidding? It doesn’t take forty-five minutes of exercise and general jostling of body parts to … Continue reading
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The Princess Strikes Back
Hello again from the Big Blue! Since I have no budget for special effects, what I’d like you to do here is hum the “Star Wars” theme and imagine the next block of text scrolling upward against a starry background. … Continue reading
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I’m Hot! No, really…I’m HOT…pass the beer!!!!
Hello again from the Big Blue! Here’s a bad combination: two pina coladas, one martini, two glasses of red wine, one beer, and one glass of port. Yes, I drank all this last night…and I thought my wacky highschool drinking … Continue reading
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It’s a Gas
Hello again from the Big Blue! The wind blows, the coconuts fall, the cats sleep – this is life lately. A good time for a little housekeeping, both of the figurative and literal variety. Tiger Lilly on her namesake…"Smart Tiger" … Continue reading
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What if…?
Hello again from the Big Blue! Whether you realize it or not, every single action you take, every day of your life, is altering your future. The smallest and seemingly most insignificant detail can determine not only your fate … Continue reading
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The Moral of the story is…
Hello again from the Big Blue! And the sign said long haired freaky people need not apply So I tucked my hair up under my hat and I went in to ask him why He said you look like … Continue reading
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The Running of the Cats or Self-Discipline 101
Hello again from the Big Blue! No Scootie Award this week. Are you kidding me? It’s way too cold to scooter. We are in the grips of winter – mornings find us huddling inside long pants, fleece tops and, … Continue reading
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Methinks the Lady doth Protest too Much
Hello again from the Big Blue! I’m giving this week’s Scootie Award to myself. I can’t say I’ve done anything to deserve it but I accidentally burned my leg on the tail pipe a few days ago and, in … Continue reading
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How to be Canadian
Hello again from the Big Blue! I am reluctantly giving this week’s Scootie award to the chicken-leg-chopping owner of the Para-Trooper Motel. How could I not? After all, it’s not every day you see someone with two hands of bananas, … Continue reading
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Man oh Man!
Hello, at last, from the Big Blue! This week’s Scootie award was going to the two young men proudly driving down the road, each with a rooster tucked under one arm, until I learned the Cock-a-doodlers were going to be … Continue reading
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